Eating my breakfast in my car because I realized I don’t have my store key /: someone from a different store borrowed it (at Papa John’s Pizza)
REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES
1 million notes and i’ll do it
let’s ruin this persons life and reblog
"Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me. "
I have a boyfriend that watches porn but when I try to have sex with him he pushes me away. Wtf